Monologues

DUMB BOYS

$0.99

FEMALE
COMEDIC
2min
12-16
YEARS OLD

My boyfriend and your boyfriend are not the same at all! Just because he cheated on me with Jenny doesn’t make him a jerk. Well, he is a jerk for doing it but he’s really, really sorry and it was her who tricked him into it and he’s a dumb guy so it wasn’t really his fault. Not like your guy. He has cheated on you like, 3 times already. He did so! With Jenny first. I KNOW! Can you believe that Jenny? She’s got some nerve! I mean, why doesn’t she get her own boyfriend? She’s always stealing ours. How can you even talk to her? It’s her fault. It’s not their fault they’re too dumb to know how sneaky she is. Well, your guy’s as dumb as a box of rocks; my guy is just dumb. Actually, they’re both pretty dumb. I guess they are the same…

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  • Written by: Joyce Storey

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My boyfriend and your boyfriend are not the same at all! Just because he cheated on me with Jenny doesn’t make him a jerk. Well, he is a jerk for doing it but he’s really, really sorry and it was her who tricked him into it and he’s a dumb guy so it wasn’t really his fault. Not like your guy. He has cheated on you like, 3 times already. He did so! With Jenny first. I KNOW! Can you believe that Jenny? She’s got some nerve! I mean, why doesn’t she get her own boyfriend? She’s always stealing ours. How can you even talk to her? It’s her fault. It’s not their fault they’re too dumb to know how sneaky she is. Well, your guy’s as dumb as a box of rocks; my guy is just dumb. Actually, they’re both pretty dumb. I guess they are the same…

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Joyce Storey