Dad, I am a granny. I am the most fearful person in the world. I always drive 4 or 5 miles under the speed limit, look 7 ways before entering an intersection and do 17 shoulder checks before changing lanes. Why would you even think you have to lecture me about responsibility? They broke the mold for Type A when they made me. Well, technically, you and Mom made me but that’s creepy to think about. Will you just back off on the nitpicky stuff? You’re making me nervous. Oh, sorry, I didn’t mean, “Back off,” like in a rude, brash, disrespectful way. Just a friendly daughter-father kind of, “You’re being overbearing and I can’t handle it,” kind of way…
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- Written by: Joyce Storey