Monologues

DON’T MESS WITH A FEMALE COP

$0.99

FEMALE
COMEDIC
1.5min
20-40
YEARS OLD

Excuse me, sir. Sir! Yo! Excuse me. Yeah. You, sir. Are you okay? Do you understand what I am saying? Speaky English? Good. Can you stand on your own two feet? Or do you need my help? Do you need me to help you, sir? I will help you stand if you need me to. No. You can’t lie there, sir. Are you dizzy? Do you see two of me or one of me? How many me’s do you see of me? No. You’re going to have to move. A bank isn’t a hotel. This is a bank, sir. Trust me. It is. A bank. Apple Savings. You are going to have to move. Yes. You are. What’s your name? Tell me your name, sir. Cooper? Cooper’s your name? Is Cooper your name, sir? What is your name? Tell me your name. So, Cooper is your name. Very good…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Mark Levine

Description

Excuse me, sir. Sir! Yo! Excuse me. Yeah. You, sir. Are you okay? Do you understand what I am saying? Speaky English? Good. Can you stand on your own two feet? Or do you need my help? Do you need me to help you, sir? I will help you stand if you need me to. No. You can’t lie there, sir. Are you dizzy? Do you see two of me or one of me? How many me’s do you see of me? No. You’re going to have to move. A bank isn’t a hotel. This is a bank, sir. Trust me. It is. A bank. Apple Savings. You are going to have to move. Yes. You are. What’s your name? Tell me your name, sir. Cooper? Cooper’s your name? Is Cooper your name, sir? What is your name? Tell me your name. So, Cooper is your name. Very good…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Mark Levine