GROPE JACKSON: Folks, I’m selling out cheap! All my T-shirts are one dollar! Socks, three pair for a dollar! (beat) Folks, I gotta get rid of this crap stuff. Champion T’s a dollar! Nike T’s a dollar! Champion zipper hoodies a dollar! (beat) Folks, it’s a liquidation! The government caught me. In New York City I was caught. By Donald Trump and his henchmen. They brought me in a van to New Jersey. They dumped me in New Jersey. They said they’re building a wall around New Jersey. But they’re gonna put rock climbing on the wall. It will be a great wall. There’ll be canoeing. (beat) Folks, all the T-shirts are a dollar! I’m selling out Champion and Nike shirts for one dollar! Folks, I gotta get rid of this crap stuff! Folks, Champion T’s, Nike T’s, they’re one dollar. Donald Trump caught me in New York City, and his henchmen…six dollars…
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- Written by: Mark Levine