Why do I have to do the dishes? It’s not even my night. Isn’t Billy on trash? Well, dishes can be trash, can’t they? If they’re paper. Why don’t we use paper dishes? Is that bad for the environment? It works for McDonalds. They wouldn’t do anything bad for the environment, would they? If we had paper dishes, then Billy could take them all out with the trash and I could do fun stuff. You know, like singing Taylor Swift songs or listening to Taylor Swift or watching Taylor Swift’s concert on You Tube!! I bet Taylor Swift’s Mom doesn’t make her do dishes. She gets to wear pretty dresses and cool hair and get tattoos on her arms. If I do the dishes can I get a tattoo? I want one like Taylor Swift! Wow! That would be awesome! How many dishes do I have to do to make enough allowance to get a Taylor Swift tattoo? Does she have real tattoos or does she just …..
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- Written by: Joyce Storey