Dear, Mr. President. This year for my birthday, all I want is for Mom and Dad to have a happy and healthy baby. I know you have more important things on your list of…well, things…but Mom’s been so unhappy lately. Dad told me it’s because she feels like a float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade…But, if that were true, then wouldn’t she know how to fly and have strings coming out of her a–, sorry, I’m not allowed to use bad language. She eats A LOT! Yesterday she made an entire box of pancakes, gave my Dad and me, seven, not each, and then ate the rest. Then she drank half a gallon of orange juice and said she was going to take a drive over to Dairy Queen for a chocolate pretzel flurry! She also gets sick a lot. I just want my new baby sister to be okay. I have this dream a lot that this little girl is clinging onto the edge of the monkey bars at the park and she’s reaching for me…..
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- Written by: Amanda B. Goodman