I can read, eat and dance at the same time. Do I get extra allowance for that? You gave extra to Jason just for getting his homework done by 9:00. And he didn’t even get all the answers right. He’s not very good at math. Maybe you should get him a tutor or something. And he only did one thing. I’m doing three. I know it’s not homework or anything, but it could be. I could be reading my story from Mrs. Mills’ class if I wanted to. It’s just so boring. Why do I want to read about some old guy who invented a light bulb when all he had to do was buy one at Walmart? And now they have those curly ones. Did you know you can save money on your electric bill with them? That’s what Mrs. Mills says. Do you think she’s right? Probably…..
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- Written by: Joyce Storey