Monologues

DANCING BEARS

$0.99

FEMALE/
FEMALE
COMEDIC
16-55
YEARS OLD

Did you know it’s illegal in the state of Alabama to charge money where dancing bears are wearing a dress? Which begs the question: Who comes up with this stuff??! And the bigger question: Why? Did someone once offend a female dancing bear? Maybe they didn’t tip her enough and her husband got PO’ed. Or perhaps they over tipped her and he got really ticked. Or maybe she was just coyote ugly and the whole place started to riot. Maybe her parents were Jehovah Witnesses. She had a rebellious streak and the church stepped in and had the practice banned. And what about the feminist bears who wear pants instead of dresses? Somehow it’s OK for them to dance for good ole American greenbacks? Or maybe they just wouldn’t do it on principal…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Joyce Storey

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Did you know it’s illegal in the state of Alabama to charge money where dancing bears are wearing a dress? Which begs the question: Who comes up with this stuff??! And the bigger question: Why? Did someone once offend a female dancing bear? Maybe they didn’t tip her enough and her husband got PO’ed. Or perhaps they over tipped her and he got really ticked. Or maybe she was just coyote ugly and the whole place started to riot. Maybe her parents were Jehovah Witnesses. She had a rebellious streak and the church stepped in and had the practice banned. And what about the feminist bears who wear pants instead of dresses? Somehow it’s OK for them to dance for good ole American greenbacks? Or maybe they just wouldn’t do it on principal…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Joyce Storey