You, sir, are a coward. A full fledged 100% certifiable, undeniable coward. You are a coward and a cad and I will not bestow upon you the satisfaction of rebuking your absurd accusations, nor stoop to the level of a lowly commoner such as yourself. You haven’t even the strength of character to declare your indictments to my face. You slink around in dark corners insulting my honor and integrity, as though I were some common criminal. I will not be treated with disrespect. It is beneath my station in life. How dare you allege that I, sir, am a snob? How ridiculous. Preposterous. Outrageous. Unthinkable. Unspeakable. Unimaginable. Unfounded…..
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- Written by: Joyce Storey