Raise your hand if you can hear me, raise your hand if you can hear me, raise your hand– GUYS, JUST SHUT UP. Because I want to tell you something right now from the bottom of my heart. I have taught theater in community colleges for three years now. And is this class right here the best class I’ve ever taught? No, not even close. Are you the worst? Pretty much, yes. Do I believe in you? Not yet. So, if you forget your lines tonight or you forget your blocking or you do any other stupid thing like that, you not only embarrass yourselves but, more importantly, you embarrass me. And I will. Not. Be. Made. A. Fool… Of. In front of my colleagues this evening. In fact, let’s do a little warm-up exercise to get you guys ready…..
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- Written by: Brett Epstein