Monologues

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MALE
COMEDIC
1min
20-40
YEARS OLD

Hey, I’m smoking here. You ever notice how many people smoke around here? Count the people without a cigarette. You’ll have better luck, buddy. This is New York, buddy. We don’t apologize for our vices around here. You want your baby to avoid second hand smoke? I suggest you teach that baby how to hold its breath. What? Look, it’s been a rough day. I missed my morning train, got stuck outside with no umbrella and showed up late for work, drenched…..

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  • Written by: Alisa Murray

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Hey, I’m smoking here. You ever notice how many people smoke around here? Count the people without a cigarette. You’ll have better luck, buddy. This is New York, buddy. We don’t apologize for our vices around here. You want your baby to avoid second hand smoke? I suggest you teach that baby how to hold its breath. What? Look, it’s been a rough day. I missed my morning train, got stuck outside with no umbrella and showed up late for work, drenched…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Alisa Murray