Mom, I’m looking for money for Chick-fil-A. Where can I find some? I know I have my allowance, but this is food. Isn’t it the parents’ responsibility to provide food and shelter for their kids? You’re the ones who brought us into the world in the first place. You should have realized we’d want to go to Chick-fil-A. Don’t they teach you that in parent school? It’s the first thing I’d put on the curriculum. Well, right after time to play wii. I know you’re cooking tonight but I have basketball practice. Besides, everyone on the team’s going to Chick-fil-A. I need my social time. It’s a very important part of my evolution as a teenager. Trust me, you don’t want me growing up to be a dweeb. Well, Dad is a bit of one, but I think that automatically happens when you turn forty. Anyway, I’m saving my allowance for other stuff. Lots of stuff like accessories for my iPad. They have some really cool speakers that I want…..
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- Written by: Joyce Storey