Monologues

CHEEZ WHIZ THIEF

$0.99

FEMALE
COMEDIC
2min
18-55
YEARS OLD

Donna Jo Hardy, You gonna look me in my good eye & tell me that you didn’t steal Cheez Whiz out my fridge? OH, I KNOW IT WAS YOU! Gator put one of those nanny cams in our kitchen and WE GOT YOUR DUMBASS ON CAMERA! If you wanted some Cheez Whiz, all you had to do was ask. Now, Gator gotta eat Velveeta on his Tater Tots and YOU KNOW HOW ANGRY GATOR GETS WHEN HE DOESN’T HAVE HIS CHEEZ WHIZ! You hear those sirens…

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  • Written by: Bonita Elery

Description

Donna Jo Hardy, You gonna look me in my good eye & tell me that you didn’t steal Cheez Whiz out my fridge? OH, I KNOW IT WAS YOU! Gator put one of those nanny cams in our kitchen and WE GOT YOUR DUMBASS ON CAMERA! If you wanted some Cheez Whiz, all you had to do was ask. Now, Gator gotta eat Velveeta on his Tater Tots and YOU KNOW HOW ANGRY GATOR GETS WHEN HE DOESN’T HAVE HIS CHEEZ WHIZ! You hear those sirens…

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Bonita Elery