Woah! That was the coolest thing ever! When you get two of those chocolate covered ones with sprinkles, it clears everything!! Wow! That was so awesome. I beat the level and everything. Mom, you just don’t understand. I’ve been working on this level for weeks. I’m so sick of clearing the jelly and now I finally did it! Now I know why they call it “Candy Crush.” A absolutely crushed it! What a rush! No, I am not obsessed with sugar. I do not need to see a nutritionist. I beat the level! This is the greatest accomplishment of my life! You should be rewarding me! …I don’t think having me do household chores is a reward. I was thinking more like buying me a bike or a new app or something. There are some very educational apps these days…..
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- Written by: Joyce Storey