You a dog with your bow wow face. What you doing on my block, dog? This street is for pretty people. You ain’t pretty. You ain’t nothin’. What you going to do about it? You so scared you can’t even speak. You a skinny little thing. You look like a string bean. And I hate string beans. I hate all kinds of vegetables. You a vegetable. Do you know that’s what you are? You gay, too, I bet. You gay, aren’t you? You so gay you turn green like a string bean. Gay string bean. That you. What you got in your pockets? Broccoli, or something? You got to empty your pockets. I want to see what you got in your sissy pants. Your pants so sissy it hurts my eyes to look at you. You got any money inside your sissy pockets. I can always use some money to buy some Snickers. I love Snickers. I be your friend you give me money…..
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- Written by: Mark Levine