Monologues

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FEMALE
COMEDIC
2min
18-25
YEARS OLD

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been…a while. By the way, love this, “Possible Sins Committed,” pamphlet. I do have questions. It says, “Abused Drugs.” Does that include Advil, Midol, Tylenol? Period cramps are a bitch! 2 pills are never enough. I usually have to pop at least 4 from my secret stash in my locker. Wait, you’re not going to alert the administration? This is confidential. You’d be going against God by ratting me out. Okay, moving on. “Made bad decisions with boys.” Is that just sex and handsy stuff or could it be, say, flashing a boys’ lacrosse team after losing a game of beer pong? Well, then I have a few things to confess. That’s nothing compared to what I really need to get off my chest! Where do I begin? I’m 18…I’m curious…I go to an all-girls’ school…. I made out with my bunk mate at softball camp this summer! I’ve heard all this talk in the gay community about pitchers and catchers…..

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  • Written by: Renee Iovine

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Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been…a while. By the way, love this, “Possible Sins Committed,” pamphlet. I do have questions. It says, “Abused Drugs.” Does that include Advil, Midol, Tylenol? Period cramps are a bitch! 2 pills are never enough. I usually have to pop at least 4 from my secret stash in my locker. Wait, you’re not going to alert the administration? This is confidential. You’d be going against God by ratting me out. Okay, moving on. “Made bad decisions with boys.” Is that just sex and handsy stuff or could it be, say, flashing a boys’ lacrosse team after losing a game of beer pong? Well, then I have a few things to confess. That’s nothing compared to what I really need to get off my chest! Where do I begin? I’m 18…I’m curious…I go to an all-girls’ school…. I made out with my bunk mate at softball camp this summer! I’ve heard all this talk in the gay community about pitchers and catchers…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Renee Iovine