Monologues

BARGAIN AT TIFFANY’S

$0.99

FEMALE
COMEDIC
2min
20-50
YEARS OLD

(Trying on a ring.) It’s absolutely stunning! You say it’s one-of-a-kind? George won’t let me buy anything that’s mass-produced. So, how many karats? Lovely. I’ll probably pay cash for it but I want George to see it first. Too bad he’s in a big meeting. Tonight’s our anniversary. (Begins to remove the ring. It’s stuck.) Oh, dear. My hands always swell in the summer. (Licks her knuckle). Maybe I should get it after all. Do you accept Visa? …$52,000! (Trying to remove ring.) Who has $52,000?! My credit limit only goes up to $3,000. George is gonna freak! Where we’re from we could buy a house for that kind of money. Forget the house. We could buy the whole trailer park! Big meeting? Oh, yeah. Actually, it’s more of an appointment. We came into the city to see a chiropodist. He’s having a corn removed…..

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  • Written by: Joyce Storey

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(Trying on a ring.) It’s absolutely stunning! You say it’s one-of-a-kind? George won’t let me buy anything that’s mass-produced. So, how many karats? Lovely. I’ll probably pay cash for it but I want George to see it first. Too bad he’s in a big meeting. Tonight’s our anniversary. (Begins to remove the ring. It’s stuck.) Oh, dear. My hands always swell in the summer. (Licks her knuckle). Maybe I should get it after all. Do you accept Visa? …$52,000! (Trying to remove ring.) Who has $52,000?! My credit limit only goes up to $3,000. George is gonna freak! Where we’re from we could buy a house for that kind of money. Forget the house. We could buy the whole trailer park! Big meeting? Oh, yeah. Actually, it’s more of an appointment. We came into the city to see a chiropodist. He’s having a corn removed…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Joyce Storey