Monologues

AVENGING SNICKERS

$0.99

FEMALE
COMEDIC
2min
18-40
YEARS OLD

They took Snickers. Don’t you dare try to tell me they don’t have him, Rick! Cats like Snickers don’t just walk outside to pick up the newspaper, have a quick smoke and then BOOM-SHAK-A-LA-KA disappear! It’s that group I told you about, Rick…don’t laugh at me!!! When they first started moving into the neighborhood, we all thought they were just a little “different” with their gluten free diets, their skinny jeans with clear signs of no underwear underneath, to their Kardashian sunglasses always on vogue-mode on their smug grumpy cat faces, all the way to their wearing headphones when they cruise the international food aisle in the supermarket!!!…..

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  • Written by: Amanda B. Goodman

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They took Snickers. Don’t you dare try to tell me they don’t have him, Rick! Cats like Snickers don’t just walk outside to pick up the newspaper, have a quick smoke and then BOOM-SHAK-A-LA-KA disappear! It’s that group I told you about, Rick…don’t laugh at me!!! When they first started moving into the neighborhood, we all thought they were just a little “different” with their gluten free diets, their skinny jeans with clear signs of no underwear underneath, to their Kardashian sunglasses always on vogue-mode on their smug grumpy cat faces, all the way to their wearing headphones when they cruise the international food aisle in the supermarket!!!…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Amanda B. Goodman