They took Snickers. Don’t you dare try to tell me they don’t have him, Rick! Cats like Snickers don’t just walk outside to pick up the newspaper, have a quick smoke and then BOOM-SHAK-A-LA-KA disappear! It’s that group I told you about, Rick…don’t laugh at me!!! When they first started moving into the neighborhood, we all thought they were just a little “different” with their gluten free diets, their skinny jeans with clear signs of no underwear underneath, to their Kardashian sunglasses always on vogue-mode on their smug grumpy cat faces, all the way to their wearing headphones when they cruise the international food aisle in the supermarket!!!…..
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- Written by: Amanda B. Goodman