Parker, come here. This is so embarrassing. Don’t pee there! (Turns as if speaking to a woman in the park) He doesn’t usually do this. I’m not a bad parent and I usually have complete control! I never ignore him to check my email or Facebook page. I cook all his meals! Yes, he still sleeps in my bed, but we are working on it. Right, Parker? Parker! Please don’t make me chase you again. You know I am still recovering from that soul cycle class. (Turns as if speaking to a woman in the park) That crap is hard. And the people worship those instructors like cult leaders. They’re like a little cult, riding and getting nowhere. Hey, Parker, baby boy! Come over here. We have to go. We got to go home and play with your toys. Really? If that’s the way it has to be…(Frustration building) Parker, you have until the count of three to come here…..
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- Written by: Bobby Holder