For the love of God, will you please get off the floor? Look, this is our first date. I’m not sure if I’m ready to marry you. No, I’m not upset. No, I’m not surprised. You’re not the first man to propose to me on the first date. I use Herbal Essence Shampoo. I’m just kidding. I sounded like a commercial, didn’t I? I’m studying to be a commercial actress. But seriously, get off the floor. Okay, just because I’m not going to marry you after our first date doesn’t mean I’m afraid of commitment. I have two cats and a very nice plant. Well, the plant died, but the cats are still living – one of them…..
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- Written by: Bobby Holder