Time’s up. Pens down. Stop the test. There’s no point in finishing. This is IMPORTANT with a capital “I”. I know you studied and now I’m robbing you of achieving your academic dreams. I’m sorry. No. I’m tired of being sorry. I’m not God, you guys. I’m a human female being and there are things… I’m not feeling well. Need to sit. I’ve been hit on the head by falling icicles and it could be bad. I don’t know. I’m not a doctor. I’m your teacher. Be careful of falling ice. The trees are just littered with it and it’s scary. Justin Timberlake had to cancel his concert tonight and now I’m worried that HE was hit with an icicle and I won’t rest until I know he’s okay. That’s what this is about, okay? Not me. Him! How many of you have been in love? Show of hands…..
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- Written by: Marissa Wolf