There are 451 vampires in the world. I know this because I read a lot of comic books. But don’t worry, you can protect yourself. Garlic keeps them away, although I’ve heard some develop a taste for it. I know I have. When I was a little kid, I hated garlic, but now I love it. I tell my mom to add garlic to everything. She refuses to put it into my breakfast cereal though, which definitely puts me at greater risk walking to school. Mom reminded me that vampires only come out at night. Technically, that’s true, but I don’t like to take chances. What if there was a vampire who didn’t make it home before daybreak and is hiding out under some bushes I have to pass on my way to school? You think that couldn’t happen? I bet it has…
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- Written by: Talia Pura