Monologues

A VAMPIRE SAFETY GUIDE

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MALE/
FEMALE
COMEDIC
2min
7-14
YEARS OLD

You already know that the best way to kill a vampire is to drive a wooden stake into its heart. You’d have to get pretty close to the vampire, though. Probably, you’d get bitten yourself in the process… It might be worth it, though, if say, the vampire was going after somebody really cute that I wanted to impress. That would be very noble, and becoming a vampire myself would actually be pretty cool…. But usually, you want to save yourself from a vampire. My mom won’t let me carry a wooden stake with me at all times, so I have a small tree branch in my backpack. That should do it and my mom just thinks I’m into nature. And garlic – always carry garlic, or eat a lot of it if you can stand the taste. I also put a silver crucifix on my Christmas list this year….

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  • Written by: Talia Pura

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You already know that the best way to kill a vampire is to drive a wooden stake into its heart. You’d have to get pretty close to the vampire, though. Probably, you’d get bitten yourself in the process… It might be worth it, though, if say, the vampire was going after somebody really cute that I wanted to impress. That would be very noble, and becoming a vampire myself would actually be pretty cool…. But usually, you want to save yourself from a vampire. My mom won’t let me carry a wooden stake with me at all times, so I have a small tree branch in my backpack. That should do it and my mom just thinks I’m into nature. And garlic – always carry garlic, or eat a lot of it if you can stand the taste. I also put a silver crucifix on my Christmas list this year….

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Talia Pura