Monologues

A VAMPIRE PROTECTION CLUB

$0.99

MALE/
FEMALE
COMEDIC
2min
7-15
YEARS OLD

I’m thinking about starting a new club. There are lots of clubs after school that I could join, but who cares about playing chess or making a better science fair project when there are so many vampires running around looking for your blood? What my school really needs is a vampire protection training club. We’d meet every week – I think Wednesdays would be best. That way we’d have time to get ready for the weekend, which is prime vampire hunting time. I don’t know why vampires mostly come out on weekends, but that’s just the way it is. Our club could share tips on keeping vampires at bay…

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Talia Pura

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I’m thinking about starting a new club. There are lots of clubs after school that I could join, but who cares about playing chess or making a better science fair project when there are so many vampires running around looking for your blood? What my school really needs is a vampire protection training club. We’d meet every week – I think Wednesdays would be best. That way we’d have time to get ready for the weekend, which is prime vampire hunting time. I don’t know why vampires mostly come out on weekends, but that’s just the way it is. Our club could share tips on keeping vampires at bay…

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Talia Pura