Monologues

A HORRIBLE PARENT

$0.99

FEMALE
COMEDIC
1min
30-40
YEARS OLD

RUTHIE: The monkey threw his poop on me. He just pooped, picked it up, and threw it on me. And it was at that very moment that I realized who that little beast reminded me of. You, Mark. You are my poop throwing Monkey. You are selfish. You are messy. You make discusting noises. And you are always throwing your shit on me.
And I have had it. Yes, I said shit. Mommy is an adult and Mommy can say shit!
No you can’t say shit. Now you march right up those stairs, get into your pajamas and go to bed, Mark…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Bobby Holder

Description

RUTHIE: The monkey threw his poop on me. He just pooped, picked it up, and threw it on me. And it was at that very moment that I realized who that little beast reminded me of. You, Mark. You are my poop throwing Monkey. You are selfish. You are messy. You make discusting noises. And you are always throwing your shit on me.
And I have had it. Yes, I said shit. Mommy is an adult and Mommy can say shit!
No you can’t say shit. Now you march right up those stairs, get into your pajamas and go to bed, Mark…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Bobby Holder