Monologues

A BAD WEEK

$0.99

FEMALE
DRAMATIC
2min
11-16
YEARS OLD

It’s been a week since Zach dumped me. I have to stop thinking about him. He could do this thing with his eyes, this little squinty thing that made me fall head over heels in love with him – argh. STOP. (big breath) I’m over him. I am over him! In fact, I’m surprised at myself for ever thinking I loved him. A boyfriend, as far as I’m concerned, should be three things: Number one, nice. If he weren’t, he would be a complete waste of time. Number two: he should be cute. If not, I couldn’t fantasize about his cute face because he wouldn’t be cute. And three, he has to be popular. Because if he were not popular, to go out with him would make me disliked by everyone else. Zach was only one of those three things: popular. He wasn’t nice, that’s for sure….

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Talia Pura

Description

It’s been a week since Zach dumped me. I have to stop thinking about him. He could do this thing with his eyes, this little squinty thing that made me fall head over heels in love with him – argh. STOP. (big breath) I’m over him. I am over him! In fact, I’m surprised at myself for ever thinking I loved him. A boyfriend, as far as I’m concerned, should be three things: Number one, nice. If he weren’t, he would be a complete waste of time. Number two: he should be cute. If not, I couldn’t fantasize about his cute face because he wouldn’t be cute. And three, he has to be popular. Because if he were not popular, to go out with him would make me disliked by everyone else. Zach was only one of those three things: popular. He wasn’t nice, that’s for sure….

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Talia Pura