Ya know, I’m all for organic. I really am. Eating healthy is the best thing for our bodies. Like putting premium gas into your car. You pay a bit more, but you’re getting good quality….except when you’re not. Since when is Veggie Booty a food group?? I found organic Ritz crackers in the “health food” store the other day. Do you know how much sodium is in a Ritz cracker? Why does the Ritz dude need to suddenly go green? Or how about organic potato chips? I found shelves of edible crap in the quote unquote “health” food store. Maybe it’s better than your average junk food, but guess what?? IT’S STILL JUNK!! There’s no such thing as a healthy cookie. There’s not. It may not have as much sugar or as much fat in it, which probably makes it taste like sawdust, but it’s still a.....
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- Written by: Joyce Storey