I killed my mother today. Psych! I didn’t kill her. I just imagined it in detail. Do you think that makes me unbalanced? Oh, come on, like you’ve never thought about it. Everyone wants to strangle their mom at least once in a lifetime, right? I mean it’s not like I did it or anything. But if I had, I would have lured her into the basement. The only problem with that plan is she has a bad hip and the stairs bother her, but I’d get her down there somehow because that’s where she’d be least likely to be heard by the neighbors if she ever screamed or anything. But she wouldn’t because I’d sneak up behind her and hit her over the head with a hammer. Not the head of the hammer, the side. The head might go through her head. A head for a head, like an eye for an eye…never mind… If that happened it would be bloody and messy and I don’t like the sight of blood.....
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- Written by: Joyce Storey