I love being a mascot! I know it sounds weird but I really do! When I get out there on the football field and hear the roar of the crowd something just happens to me. I turn into this rock star! It is such a rush! I get the fans all revved up and they do the wave and cheer and clap and it’s euphoric! And then I do these cameo appearances at fundraisers and special events and everyone wants to get close to me and have their picture taken with me. And for that moment in time, I’m a celebrity! I am “that” guy, the one at the party that everyone wants to be around and joke and laugh and have fun with. I spread happiness wherever I go! It’s infectious! I’ve met all sorts of important dignitaries: politicians and even some celebrities.....
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- Written by: Joyce Storey