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We’re very excited about our new monologues! Our little elves in the monologue-making shop have been very busy, as you can see! We’re always striving for create fresh material just for you and here it is! If you’d like to see any particular subject, let us know on our Facebook page or tweet us your ideas. We love hearing from our actors!


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    1min
    20-50
    YEARS OLD
    Any moment with you. Before you asked me, "If I had to relive one moment over and over again for eternity, what would it be?" I'd pick any moment with you. Any one. I don't care if I'm crying or you're breaking my heart… I could live in a moment for a th.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    6-10
    YEARS OLD
    Do you think goblins are real? Tommy said there's a goblin in my closet and it's going to eat me unless I do his chores for a week. And that made me scared - not the part about the chores; I mean the goblin - But I pretended it didn’t. But then I got thinking…how come it didn't.......
    Price $3.99


  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    1min
    6-9
    YEARS OLD
    There’s a fairy under my pillow. There really is! She doesn’t talk or anything but I hear her wings flapping at night. Mom says it’s just a fly cuz they make noise when they buzz around close to my light, but she doesn’t know. Adults don’t see fairies. Only kids. I .......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    8-15
    YEARS OLD
    What do I want to be when I grow up? Why? What could it possibly matter to you? Is that what you ask every kid you meet? I think I’ve heard that question 50 times just this week. I’ve started saying that I want to be a mortician, just to see the expression on their faces. They must.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    6-12
    YEARS OLD
    Arrrrg! I can’t stand it. If I have to make one more project cover, I’m going to scream. I like doing my homework, but why does everything have to have a title page? I can’t draw, all right? My teacher says everyone can draw, and mine look great. Right! She’s paid to say that. It’s not true. I did a project.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    1min
    9-15
    YEARS OLD
    Wow, this is amazing! Just look at this! This is the coolest thing ever. When I was a little kid, my mom read me a story about the Redwood Forest, and I’ve wanted to come here ever since. Some of the trees here are so big, even when my mom and dad and brother and I all try to put our arms around one, our fingers.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    1min
    6-11
    YEARS OLD
    Draw my family. You want me to draw my family? Why? Shouldn’t we just draw anything we want to draw? Maybe I feel like drawing a flower today, or a spaceship, or maybe I want to draw the whole universe. You always want all the pictures up on the wall of the classroom to l.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    1min
    9-15
    YEARS OLD
    So, here’s the thing. I don’t actually know how I feel about my parents getting a divorce. Do I wish that my mom and dad still lived together? Well, yeah, I guess so. Isn’t that what every kid is supposed to want? It’s a pain packing up my stuff and going over to my da.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    6-12
    YEARS OLD
    You know how sometimes you just don’t want to do as you’re told? Why should you? Why should anyone get to tell someone else what to do just because they are older? Sometimes I just want to do what I want to do. I don’t want to listen to adults. Do your homework........
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    40-60
    YEARS OLD
    I still don’t like tomatoes. They’re still yucky and gross, and in all my years of living I have not once enjoyed them unless they were in their angelic form as packets of ketchup. My mom swears they will surely be an ingredient in the cure for cancer. Just yesterday she offered to come over and make dinner - I should’ve known something was up from that suggestion alone - I've been cooking for myself for the last thirty- something ye.......
    Price $3.99