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Kids Monologues

Kids monologues can be a lot of fun! When choosing monologues for kids look for something your child really relates to. Kids are sponges and often lap up material quickly, especially if they enjoy performing it. It’s a good idea to have at least two to three contrasting pieces prepared. Choose monologues for kids that stimulate creativity and bring the joy of acting alive!


  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    11-16
    YEARS OLD
    It’s been a week since Zach dumped me. I have to stop thinking about him. He could do this thing with his eyes, this little squinty thing that made me fall head over heels in love with him - argh. STOP. (big breath) I’m over him. I am over him! In fact, I’m surprised at myself for ever thinking I loved him. A boyfriend, as far as I’m concerned, should be three things: Number one, nice. If he weren’t, he would be a complete waste of time. Number two: h.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    7-14
    YEARS OLD
    Last night I heard my mom and dad talking about Roger. He’s been my very best friend since I was born. He is always happy to see me. He licks my face as soon as I get home from school. I used to take him outside every day, but he doesn’t want to go for walks anymore. When I get his leash and say, “Come on, boy, let’s go for a walk” he still gets excited. He wags his tail and looks at me, but th.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    11-16
    YEARS OLD
    My boyfriend of five weeks – I know, right – we’ve been going out forever! So, my boyfriend of five weeks asked me what I thought we’d be doing after we finished high school, and I said, “Do you think we’ll still be going out?” And he said, “Sure, why wouldn’t we be?” And I didn’t know what to say, but now I’ve given it some thought. I hope that he asks me that again, bec.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    7-12
    YEARS OLD
    Everyone knows that ghosts aren’t real, but monsters, well, maybe they are, and maybe they aren’t. When I was a little kid I had one living under my bed. Finally, my mom got me a dog and Skippy kept him away until he moved out of our house forever. It’s a good thing, because sharing my room with a monster was really tricky. I didn’t usually think about him when I first went to bed. After brushing my teeth and getting my.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    9-16
    YEARS OLD
    Well, I think that went pretty well. I mean, I don’t think I was actually brilliant, but I think I did okay. There were four more people than they need for the team. Those are pretty good odds. Aren’t they? Only four of us will not make the team… What if they don’t pick me? Maybe I did totally suck! How embarrassing to be one of only four that doesn’t get picked. Only four!! I really wish hundreds of kids had come to the try-out. It would be way le.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    7-14
    YEARS OLD
    You already know that the best way to kill a vampire is to drive a wooden stake into its heart. You’d have to get pretty close to the vampire, though. Probably, you’d get bitten yourself in the process… It might be worth it, though, if say, the vampire was going after somebody really cute that I wanted to impress. That would be very noble, and becoming a vampire myself would actually be pretty cool…. But usually, you want to save yourself from a vampire. .......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    7-13
    YEARS OLD
    Acting Dad? What more can I say. It’s a word that means a lot. Especially to me! When you’re acting, either on the stage a la a thrust, proscenium, in the round, or raked surface, or in front of that cool big shiny reflective recording device called the camera, preparation is mucho effective! See how I did that Dad? .......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    11-16
    YEARS OLD
    I don’t get art. We went on a field trip to this museum and the teacher showed us a picture of some guy with a face made of a shovel. I dunno, I guess someone thought it was cool cuz the curator guy said it’s worth a bunch of thousands of dollars, but I have no idea why. Imagine if he’d used a pitchfork or maybe a rake! What would that be worth? Hey, maybe the guy should make a whole series of ‘em. He could make a killing! Whoa! I should do it! I don’t know if I can paint, but how hard can it be.......
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  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    12-17
    YEARS OLD
    I can’t believe that Tyler is being so good about this. I have the most understanding, amazing boyfriend. I’m so relieved that he is willing to forgive me…. Actually, though, why did I need to be forgiven? How could I have known what Matt was going to do when he pinned me against the lockers? And why was it my fault that he pinned me in the first place? I wasn’t flirting with him. I didn’t invite him to hold my hands above my head and touch me. How is it that any time a guy does something to a girl, it’s always the girl’s fault? And then Matt’s fr.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    6-12
    YEARS OLD
    You know how sometimes you just don’t want to do as you’re told? Why should you? Why should anyone get to tell someone else what to do just because they are older? Sometimes I just want to do what I want to do. I don’t want to listen to adults. Do your homework........
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  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    11-17
    YEARS OLD
    I just really can’t believe it. Steph and Zach. My best friend and my boyfriend are going out. Oh gosh, I thought I loved him. How stupid was I? And Steph – I remember that she was there, being happy for me, when Zach and I first kissed. I’m not actually angry, just extremely sad, and feeling betrayed. I feel like killing myself, really. That woul.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    7-12
    YEARS OLD
    Stacy texted Jody that you were BFFs with Karen now. Is that true? I thought you were my BFF. Remember we went behind the school and texted each other and did that thing with our pinky’s and spit on our phones and everything? Didn’t that mean anything to you? Cuz it was totally everything to me. My phone got all fogged up and stuff and my mom said it was from the moisture of the spit but I said it was worth it not to be able to read my texts anymore cuz I had my BFF Loren now, but my mom swapped out my phone cuz she said.......
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  • MALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    7-11
    YEARS OLD
    Hey Dad? Can I have a grenade for my birthday? …Why not? …"Because I said so," is not a real answer. I think it's a parent copout. It's like you say that when you don't know what to say or something. So how about it? You can blow up a lot of stuff with one grenade. It's not like I'm being greedy and asking for a six-pack or anything. Just one'll be fine… No? Then what.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    6-10
    YEARS OLD
    Um, Mrs. Thompson, I have a very important question to ask you about your daughter’s birthday present. Umm, it's very important. Did I say that already? See, here's the thing...can I buy her a bunny? I know you already have a hamster and a couple of cats and whatever that other thing in the cage is, but Skyler really needs a bunny. So can I? Please? Can I buy her a bunny? I know she'd really love it an.......
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  • MALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    7-14
    YEARS OLD
    Woah! That was the coolest thing ever! When you get two of those chocolate covered ones with sprinkles, it clears everything!! Wow! That was so awesome. I beat the level and everything. Mom, you just don't understand. I've been working on this level for weeks. I'm so sick of clearing the jelly and now I finally did it! Now I know why they call it “Candy Crush.” A absolutely crushed it! What a rush! No, I am not obsessed with sugar. I do not nee.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    12-16
    YEARS OLD
    Mom, I’m looking for money for Chick-fil-A. Where can I find some? I know I have my allowance, but this is food. Isn’t it the parents’ responsibility to provide food and shelter for their kids? You’re the ones who brought us into the world in the first place. You should have realized we’d want to go to Chick-fil-A. Don’t they teach you that in parent school? It’s the first thing I’d put on the curriculum. Well, right after time to play wii. I know you’re cooking tonight but I have basketball practice. Besides, everyone on the tea.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    5-10
    YEARS OLD
    Mom, this hotel is super amazing! Do you think they have a bathroom here? I need to go to the bathroom. Actually, I need to go pretty bad. See? I'm doing the dance. I can't help it! Do you think anyone's looking? Can I hide behind you? Do you think they'll know why I'm dancing? Or will the.......
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  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC

    8-10
    YEARS OLD
    I can read, eat and dance at the same time. Do I get extra allowance for that? You gave extra to Jason just for getting his homework done by 9:00. And he didn’t even get all the answers right. He’s not very good at math. Maybe you should get him a tutor or something. And he only did one thing. I’m doing three. I know it’s not homework or anything, but it could be. I could be reading my story from Mrs. Mills’ class if I wanted to. It’s ju.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    8-13
    YEARS OLD
    Dear, Mr. President. This year for my birthday, all I want is for Mom and Dad to have a happy and healthy baby. I know you have more important things on your list of…well, things…but Mom’s been so unhappy lately. Dad told me it’s because she feels like a float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade…But, if that were true, then wouldn’t she know how to fly and have strings coming out of her a--, sorry, I’m not allowed to use bad language. She eats A LOT! Yesterday she made an entire box of pancakes, gave my Dad and me, seve.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    6-13
    YEARS OLD
    Why do I have to do the dishes? It’s not even my night. Isn’t Billy on trash? Well, dishes can be trash, can’t they? If they’re paper. Why don’t we use paper dishes? Is that bad for the environment? It works for McDonalds. They wouldn’t do anything bad for the environment, would they? If we had paper dishes, then Billy could take them all out with the trash and I could do fun stuff. You know, like singing Taylor Swift songs or listening to Taylor Swift or watching Taylor Swift’s concert on You Tube!!.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    1min
    9-15
    YEARS OLD
    So, here’s the thing. I don’t actually know how I feel about my parents getting a divorce. Do I wish that my mom and dad still lived together? Well, yeah, I guess so. Isn’t that what every kid is supposed to want? It’s a pain packing up my stuff and going over to my da.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    1min
    6-11
    YEARS OLD
    Draw my family. You want me to draw my family? Why? Shouldn’t we just draw anything we want to draw? Maybe I feel like drawing a flower today, or a spaceship, or maybe I want to draw the whole universe. You always want all the pictures up on the wall of the classroom to l.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    12-16
    YEARS OLD
    My boyfriend and your boyfriend are not the same at all! Just because he cheated on me with Jenny doesn't make him a jerk. Well, he is a jerk for doing it but he's really, really sorry and it was her who tricked him into it and he's a dumb guy so it wasn't really his fault. Not like your guy. He has cheated on you like, 3 times already. He did so! With Jenny first. I KNOW! Can you believe that Jenny? She's got some nerve! I mean, why doesn't she.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1.5min
    11-15
    YEARS OLD
    It’s cool how when you kiss someone, everything works out so perfectly. Even when you’ve never kissed anyone before, and you weren’t expecting the kiss to happen. You’re just hanging around, thinking that he’s just going to keep talking and never get around to actually kissing you. And then, when you least expect it, he gives you that look, and .......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    10-15
    YEARS OLD
    I just finished my math homework in like half an hour. That was the most productive half hour of my life! I should quit math. I’m a genius! I must be a genius if I finished so fast, right? Why do I need math? Or the rest of school, for that matter? Geniuses don’t need school, do they? Why would they, if they know everything already? I talked to one of the geniuses at the Mac Store the other day. I asked him if he was born a genius of if he became one. He said he became one from helping his Mom with her computer problems. We.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    1min
    9-15
    YEARS OLD
    Wow, this is amazing! Just look at this! This is the coolest thing ever. When I was a little kid, my mom read me a story about the Redwood Forest, and I’ve wanted to come here ever since. Some of the trees here are so big, even when my mom and dad and brother and I all try to put our arms around one, our fingers.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    6-10
    YEARS OLD
    Do you think goblins are real? Tommy said there's a goblin in my closet and it's going to eat me unless I do his chores for a week. And that made me scared - not the part about the chores; I mean the goblin - But I pretended it didn’t. But then I got thinking…how come it didn't.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    6-9
    YEARS OLD
    Mommy, he took my water! My bucket was full and he poured it out! I don’t care that I wasn’t using it! It’s mine! I was busy doing other things but I plan to come back to it. And even if I don’t, it’s still mine. He just wants to wreck things all the time. How am I supposed to have time to be a princess and walk around with my face painted in my pretty dress when I have to watch my little brother? It’s not fair! He doesn’t have to watch me! I know he’s only four, but when.......
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  • MALE
    COMEDIC

    10-15
    YEARS OLD
    I hate homework! I spend my whole day doing schoolwork. Why do I have to do more when I get home? I have stuff to do, ya know. I have to check my facebook and text my friends. And there’s basketball practice and hanging with my peeps. My buddy, Josh is havin’ a bunch of us over to play Wii. I’m defending my championship in both bowling and golf. What am I supposed to tell him, I .......
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  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    10-17
    YEARS OLD
    So! I like the way you raise your hand in Miss O’Connor’s class every time she asks a question. You seem to know the answer for everything. You’re a very smart girl and Miss O’Connor has praised you as a good example for the rest o’ the class in how you always hand your homework in on time. Oh, and how neat you write. “Good penmanship,” Miss O’Connor said. You are definitely the brightest student in the class. So! I have chosen you to do my homework. You’re the lucky duck I picked. You’re gonna meet me in front of the dollar store each and ev.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    6-12
    YEARS OLD
    I don't like tomatoes! They're gross. I don't care if they're good for me, they're yucky! Like really, really yucky. They're all runny and stuff and they have seeds and I don't like seeds. Well, maybe I do. I don't know about that part for sure cuz you can't taste the seeds cuz of the yuck around them. I don't get why Mom always wants me to eat stuff that's good for me. Why can't it just be stuff I like? You .......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1.45min
    9-16
    YEARS OLD
    You see, Mrs. Smith, I can’t do laps today because my doctor forbids it. (Beat) No, I know what it says. See, dis-in-breath-opulus is a very serious condition that I currently have. It means that if I get out of breath that my entire system could shut down and I could faint…or die. Well, maybe not die, but there’s a good chance that if I fainted and was standing near something dangerous, say, near one of these very old, wooden, and.......
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  • MALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    5-10
    YEARS OLD
    I'm not a penguin! You keep telling me to join the pack, Mr. Evans and hug you and the whole class and everyone, cuz that’s how penguins stay warm. And my toes are cold and my fingers are cold and my nose is runny and it’s freezing out here, but I’m not a penguin! I don’t have a white vest or flippers .......
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  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    1min
    6-9
    YEARS OLD
    There’s a fairy under my pillow. There really is! She doesn’t talk or anything but I hear her wings flapping at night. Mom says it’s just a fly cuz they make noise when they buzz around close to my light, but she doesn’t know. Adults don’t see fairies. Only kids. I .......
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  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC

    6-10
    YEARS OLD
    I wish I didn’t have to sleep in my parents’ room. I mean, they don’t make me or anything, but I always end up there. I have my own room down the hall. Mom calls it lavender but it’s really purple. I got to redo it after my brother moved into a bigger room. And I have this way cool mural on the wall with ballerinas and mermaids and an awesome quilt on my bed with a picture of Ariel on it. She’s so beautiful. I want to look like her when I g.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    7-12
    YEARS OLD
    Mom, you're going to have to face it sooner or later: I'm just not a girlie girl. I know you love that dress you bought me and I'm sorry that it was so expensive and all but, well, it has a lot of unnecessary sparkly things on it, don't you think? I just don't get sparkles. They don't do anything to hold the dress tog.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    7-11
    YEARS OLD
    Mister, you can't park here! The ice cream truck will be here any minute! If you park here he might not stop and I've got money from my mom and I'm gonna get a chocolate cone with sprinkles. I know you can't hear him. That's cuz he's not here yet but I got a text from Francine that he's on her block and he always comes to our block next. Well, he's not actually at Francine's block yet but he will be soon. She got a text from her BFF Charlene that he's almost at her house and you know he alwa.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    6-12
    YEARS OLD
    Mom, can we get a puppy? Can we name him after Dad? Do you think that would be confusing to have two Dads in the same house? I know you don’t think I’ll walk him, but I will, I swear I will. Larissa has two puppies. And she says they’re no problem at all. Well, except that the new one, Morgan, pees on the rug a lot, but her Mom says that’s normal. And he chewed her new sneakers, which made her Dad mad cuz he paid for them. And he ate the corner off the coffee table - not the Dad, the dog. But it’s OK because he ate the opposite corner the next week, s.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    8-14
    YEARS OLD
    Mom, you don’t understand! I can’t go back to school because the lunch lady hates me. Stop laughing, I’m serious! You know that mysterious “stomach flu” I had last month? Yeah, well Doctor Klein said it was probably due to nerves and Mr. Doctor guy was right, but what he didn’t know is that my nerves are also twisted with a side of rotten pudding! Yeah, that’s right, Mrs. Bootin, the lunch lady, served me expired pudding!!! I could tell because, not only was there a l.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC

    7-11
    YEARS OLD
    I think I’m gonna do my science project on laughing. I love to laugh, even when it gets me in trouble. I giggled in math class the other day cuz Justin Murphy was making cross-eyed faces at everyone in the back seats. He cracks me up! He’s sooooo funny. Anyways, the teacher got mad at me cuz I giggled the loudest of anyone. It was one of those great big belly laughs, ya know? I couldn’t help it! The guy’s hysterical! And I don’t think the teacher was really mad cuz when I couldn’t stop laughing, she cracked up too and then .......
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  • MALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    12-16
    YEARS OLD
    A touchdown in the third quarter, heading into the fifth inning now, he’s about to shoot the ball when the goalie swoops in and blocks the shot! The crowd goes wild and the cheerleaders…well…they cheer and all is well in the world with the LakerMetsRangers and cheeseheads alike fan themselves and reach for the dip. (Beat) At least that’s what my friends do. It’s not me. Is it so bad that instead of running track or doing layups across the gym floor, I’m actually under the bleachers listening to track number 3, .......
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  • MALE
    DRAMATIC

    8-13
    YEARS OLD
    I love baseball. I love everything about it. I think I know every stat on every player ever! I especially love going to the ballpark with my dad. We’ve been going to watch the Yankees since I can remember. We have our own jerseys and everything. Dad’s says Rodriguez on the back cuz he’s a big A-Rod fan and mine, of course, says Jeter. We wear our ball caps and I take my glove incase I catch a ball that flies into the stands. I came close once but I wasn’t tall enough and this big guy by my dad caught it. I love when we first walk inside Yankee Stadium with the smell of the hotdogs and popcor.......
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  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    11-18
    YEARS OLD
    Why is it that every time I think I have an answer for something, I don’t. My mother told me that Aunt Cindy was depressed and I should spend some time with her. I thought that shopping would be the perfect thing to cheer her up. We could try on clothes, she could buy me something - just like when I was little. Turns out that there are things that shopping can fix, and things it can’t. We used to have so much fun. She was not fun this morning. Finally, we stop for lunch. I decide to take t.......
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  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    8-16
    YEARS OLD
    I have fifteen dollars and twenty-seven cents in my piggy bank at home, Celia. You can have it all right now if it’ll help. I like the apartment. It’s a little dusty, but it’s really not that bad. I’ve lived in worse places before I got placed with Mr. and Mrs. Welles. They’re super nice to me, not the way the Tiernos were last year. It’s like we’re becoming a real family, like the way you, me, and Mom were before she died. You know, I still have the mark on my arm from the oven incident. You know that time Mr. Tie.......
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  • MALE
    DRAMATIC
    1.5min
    12-19
    YEARS OLD
    I dreamed I could fly and put my hands through walls. It felt so real to me. And it felt so good. Being special like that. I thought how popular I would be. I’d be like a star. And girls would follow me around. Perhaps. Perhaps my life will change for the better. I would like that. I would like to have a good life. I haven’t totally given up on the idea. No. The idea of living a long life appeals to me more and more. I’m taking better care of myself, too. I am. I’m .......
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  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    10-14
    YEARS OLD
    I thought this year would be different. Some of the other girls developed over the summer. And some of them are stuffing their bras now. But they are all still just teasing me. (pause) What nobody understands is that I like to flirt just like everyone else. I’d never actually do anything with a boy. But, I don’t think I’m a tease. What am I supposed to do when guys flirt with me? I guess I just assumed that they wanted to hang out with me, whethe.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    6-12
    YEARS OLD
    Arrrrg! I can’t stand it. If I have to make one more project cover, I’m going to scream. I like doing my homework, but why does everything have to have a title page? I can’t draw, all right? My teacher says everyone can draw, and mine look great. Right! She’s paid to say that. It’s not true. I did a project.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    8-15
    YEARS OLD
    What do I want to be when I grow up? Why? What could it possibly matter to you? Is that what you ask every kid you meet? I think I’ve heard that question 50 times just this week. I’ve started saying that I want to be a mortician, just to see the expression on their faces. They must.......
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