• FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    11-16
    YEARS OLD
    It’s been a week since Zach dumped me. I have to stop thinking about him. He could do this thing with his eyes, this little squinty thing that made me fall head over heels in love with him - argh. STOP. (big breath) I’m over him. I am over him! In fact, I’m surprised at myself for ever thinking I loved him. A boyfriend, as far as I’m concerned, should be three things: Number one, nice. If he weren’t, he would be a complete waste of time. Number two: h.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    7-14
    YEARS OLD
    Last night I heard my mom and dad talking about Roger. He’s been my very best friend since I was born. He is always happy to see me. He licks my face as soon as I get home from school. I used to take him outside every day, but he doesn’t want to go for walks anymore. When I get his leash and say, “Come on, boy, let’s go for a walk” he still gets excited. He wags his tail and looks at me, but th.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    11-16
    YEARS OLD
    My boyfriend of five weeks – I know, right – we’ve been going out forever! So, my boyfriend of five weeks asked me what I thought we’d be doing after we finished high school, and I said, “Do you think we’ll still be going out?” And he said, “Sure, why wouldn’t we be?” And I didn’t know what to say, but now I’ve given it some thought. I hope that he asks me that again, bec.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    7-12
    YEARS OLD
    Everyone knows that ghosts aren’t real, but monsters, well, maybe they are, and maybe they aren’t. When I was a little kid I had one living under my bed. Finally, my mom got me a dog and Skippy kept him away until he moved out of our house forever. It’s a good thing, because sharing my room with a monster was really tricky. I didn’t usually think about him when I first went to bed. After brushing my teeth and getting my.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    9-16
    YEARS OLD
    Well, I think that went pretty well. I mean, I don’t think I was actually brilliant, but I think I did okay. There were four more people than they need for the team. Those are pretty good odds. Aren’t they? Only four of us will not make the team… What if they don’t pick me? Maybe I did totally suck! How embarrassing to be one of only four that doesn’t get picked. Only four!! I really wish hundreds of kids had come to the try-out. It would be way le.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    7-14
    YEARS OLD
    You already know that the best way to kill a vampire is to drive a wooden stake into its heart. You’d have to get pretty close to the vampire, though. Probably, you’d get bitten yourself in the process… It might be worth it, though, if say, the vampire was going after somebody really cute that I wanted to impress. That would be very noble, and becoming a vampire myself would actually be pretty cool…. But usually, you want to save yourself from a vampire. .......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    17-25
    YEARS OLD
    Are we there yet? (groans) I know that makes me sound like a five-year-old, but I can't help it. I'm so tired of sitting on this bus. Overnighters are the worst. I should have just paid the extra night in the hostel. I can't feel my left arm. That huge woman who got off at the last stop was sitting beside me. She fell asleep against my arm and pinned me to the back of my seat. I tired to move out of her way but she wouldn't bu.......
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  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    12-17
    YEARS OLD
    I can’t believe that Tyler is being so good about this. I have the most understanding, amazing boyfriend. I’m so relieved that he is willing to forgive me…. Actually, though, why did I need to be forgiven? How could I have known what Matt was going to do when he pinned me against the lockers? And why was it my fault that he pinned me in the first place? I wasn’t flirting with him. I didn’t invite him to hold my hands above my head and touch me. How is it that any time a guy does something to a girl, it’s always the girl’s fault? And then Matt’s fr.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    6-12
    YEARS OLD
    You know how sometimes you just don’t want to do as you’re told? Why should you? Why should anyone get to tell someone else what to do just because they are older? Sometimes I just want to do what I want to do. I don’t want to listen to adults. Do your homework........
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  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    11-17
    YEARS OLD
    I just really can’t believe it. Steph and Zach. My best friend and my boyfriend are going out. Oh gosh, I thought I loved him. How stupid was I? And Steph – I remember that she was there, being happy for me, when Zach and I first kissed. I’m not actually angry, just extremely sad, and feeling betrayed. I feel like killing myself, really. That woul.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    1min
    9-15
    YEARS OLD
    So, here’s the thing. I don’t actually know how I feel about my parents getting a divorce. Do I wish that my mom and dad still lived together? Well, yeah, I guess so. Isn’t that what every kid is supposed to want? It’s a pain packing up my stuff and going over to my da.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    1min
    6-11
    YEARS OLD
    Draw my family. You want me to draw my family? Why? Shouldn’t we just draw anything we want to draw? Maybe I feel like drawing a flower today, or a spaceship, or maybe I want to draw the whole universe. You always want all the pictures up on the wall of the classroom to l.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1.5min
    11-15
    YEARS OLD
    It’s cool how when you kiss someone, everything works out so perfectly. Even when you’ve never kissed anyone before, and you weren’t expecting the kiss to happen. You’re just hanging around, thinking that he’s just going to keep talking and never get around to actually kissing you. And then, when you least expect it, he gives you that look, and .......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    1min
    9-15
    YEARS OLD
    Wow, this is amazing! Just look at this! This is the coolest thing ever. When I was a little kid, my mom read me a story about the Redwood Forest, and I’ve wanted to come here ever since. Some of the trees here are so big, even when my mom and dad and brother and I all try to put our arms around one, our fingers.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC

    25-45
    YEARS OLD
    Here I am, about to get gorgeous for my very own wedding. I can’t tell you how long I have waited for this moment. You know the old saying, “Always a bridesmaid, never a bride?” Every time that I walked down that aisle for somebody else I’d pretend it was me in the flowing white dress, instead of some new fresh horror that was perfectly designed to make the bride look gorgeous by comparison. But I knew that one day I would have my revenge. Finally, I met Mr. Right and here I am. I found the dress of my dreams three years ago, while shopping with Cindy for bridesmaid’s dress number five. I wa.......
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  • MALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    18-30
    YEARS OLD
    Oh wow, Brianna is absolutely, totally, the best thing that has ever happened to me. She’s beautiful, she’s smart, I love everything about her. And, here’s where it gets really nuts. She loves everything about me. I know, crazy, right? We tell each other every day that we are so lucky to have found each other, and we’ll be together for the rest of our lives. Oh man, that is so fucked up! What am I going to do? You know that anything too good to be true.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC

    17-30
    YEARS OLD
    Yes, this one is perfect. I wore it to my parents’ twenty-fifth anniversary party. It’s parent tested. Maybe it’s trying too hard. But, it will say that I cared enough to dress up. That has to make me good enough for their son, right? And he said his family dresses for dinner. What does that mean, exactly? And who dresses for dinner, anyway? Do I want to belong to a family that dresses for dinner? I can’t do this. I’m not going. I don’t want to meet his parents. Not yet. Of course, they will wonder why I backed out. I have to go. I am good enough for their son. He loves me .......
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  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    11-18
    YEARS OLD
    Why is it that every time I think I have an answer for something, I don’t. My mother told me that Aunt Cindy was depressed and I should spend some time with her. I thought that shopping would be the perfect thing to cheer her up. We could try on clothes, she could buy me something - just like when I was little. Turns out that there are things that shopping can fix, and things it can’t. We used to have so much fun. She was not fun this morning. Finally, we stop for lunch. I decide to take t.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1.5min
    15-35
    YEARS OLD
    I am so sorry I’m late. Okay, yes, I know, I am very late. But I have a good reason. I was almost here, when I had to turn around, go back home and change my clothes. I was a mess - covered in mud from head to toe - no kidding - completely covered! Obviously, I couldn’t meet you looking like that. You should have seen me. It was so embarrassing. I stopped and looked around to see if anyone else had noticed. Well, you don’t want to look like an idiot, do yo.......
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  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    10-14
    YEARS OLD
    I thought this year would be different. Some of the other girls developed over the summer. And some of them are stuffing their bras now. But they are all still just teasing me. (pause) What nobody understands is that I like to flirt just like everyone else. I’d never actually do anything with a boy. But, I don’t think I’m a tease. What am I supposed to do when guys flirt with me? I guess I just assumed that they wanted to hang out with me, whethe.......
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  • MALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    35-70
    YEARS OLD
    As if this day couldn’t get any worse. Flight delays in Chicago, lost luggage – and then I come home to this. (holds up paper, reads) “Hi Honey, I guess you’re home now, and you seen – (wincing) and you seen that I’m not here. I’m sorry Baby, but I had to go, and I can’t come back. We had some good times, but there - t-h-e-r-e - there over. Roger and I have fallen in love, and I just can’t help myself. Good-bye. Love, Meagan. … “The last four years of my life, g.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    35-50
    YEARS OLD
    Just a minute, young man, come over here. Do you know what I found in the back seat of my car? Hmm? (holds up a tiny piece of something)…I know it’s a piece of foil wrapping. Don’t be a smart ass…It wasn’t too small for me to figure it out, and I know that you’ve seen it before…That’s right, it’s a piece of a condom wrapper. I thought I’d clean up my car today…Don’t interrupt. If you HAD cleaned it well, I wouldn’t have found this, would I? Now, I’m actuall.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    6-12
    YEARS OLD
    Arrrrg! I can’t stand it. If I have to make one more project cover, I’m going to scream. I like doing my homework, but why does everything have to have a title page? I can’t draw, all right? My teacher says everyone can draw, and mine look great. Right! She’s paid to say that. It’s not true. I did a project.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    8-15
    YEARS OLD
    What do I want to be when I grow up? Why? What could it possibly matter to you? Is that what you ask every kid you meet? I think I’ve heard that question 50 times just this week. I’ve started saying that I want to be a mortician, just to see the expression on their faces. They must.......
    Price $3.99


  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC

    13-18
    YEARS OLD
    Okay, I will return this serve. I can do this. (shouts) I’M READY. (jumps out of the way of an imaginary ball). ARGG! I WASN’T READY. You have to wait a second after somebody says they’re ready. How can I be ready when I’m still talking? GIVE ME A SECOND, PLEASE. Okay, now I’m ready. (swings at ball) OOPS! SORRY. Oh, that was so lame. YES, I AM TRYING TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU SHOWED ME. How was I supposed to absorb any of that with you standing so close to me? This was a bad idea. I look like an id.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    18-30
    YEARS OLD
    Oh please, who does he think he’s fooling? She’s been in there for, like, an hour, almost. That is how long it takes to deliver a package? (towards closed door) We all know what kind of package you’re delivering. What kind of work environment is created when you know your boss is, like, doing the delivery girl? He thinks that because he gave me a raise and my own little office, I’ll keep my mouth shut. Yeah, whatever! I am so tempted to like, just call his new wife, Tiffany and spill the beans! She thinks t.......
    Price $3.99