• FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    28-35
    YEARS OLD
    No. Do NOT wish me a Happy Birthday! I still have 10 minutes left, and I'd like to enjoy each and every one of those minutes before the good part of my life is over. You know: my youth, my semi-attractive face, my future. I'm gonna be 33-years-old and what do I have to show for it? Nothing! I write a blog for a crappy online music magazine, for no pay, that no one reads. I serve drunks while watching other people living out their dreams, and then I play in crappy dive .......
    Price $3.99


  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    1min
    28-45
    YEARS OLD
    We also don’t really wait for big victories to drink. There’s pretty much always a good reason to open a bottle. I mean, because this shit is really hard. It’s hard every day, never knowing if you’re good enough. Never feeling good enough! Watching people who are not as good as you, but are better looking, younger and thinner than you ge.......
    Price $3.99