• MALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    25-45
    YEARS OLD
    Hey Rob, how’s it goin’, buddy? Listen, sorry to drop by this late and all. I just have something I need to say. I have really been enjoying our time together lately. I mean, for years now I’ve been going at this whole “crime fighting” thing by myself and it’s just been so taxing and lonely. Up until now it’s just been me and Alfred. But now there’s you! And you’re young and fun and colorful. I mean, look at you. With your green speedo, red tights and yellow cape. It’s awesome! Me, I’m always so dark all.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    25-50
    YEARS OLD
    Let me stop you here for a second. I want to, uh...make something clear. I don’t think you realize how difficult it is to be me...the devil. You see, I have to lie. I can’t tell the truth. I’m the devil. It comes with the territory. If you were to ask me what color the sun is, I’d have to say something ridiculous, like purple or turquoise. Yes, that’s right; here on planet earth we have a turquoise sun. Did you s.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    20-35
    YEARS OLD
    Mary, I like you. You’re a wonderful person. I just don’t see you in that way. I mean...I’m Jesus. The son of God. Who is the creator of all. The creator of you, Mary Magdalene. So, that kinda makes us like family. And okay, let’s say I could even get over that. I just...I have these powers. These powers that I’m just now learning how to control. I mean, what happens if we are fooling around one night, and you get me a little too excited, and then poof...you’re a fish.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    16-40
    YEARS OLD
    So anyway, he was like, “Come on! Lets go home!” And I was like, “I don’t wanna go home! I’m having a super duper, great and fun time! All my friends are here and it’s a nice day and there’s so many things to do and see and smell!” And he was like, “Fine! 15 more minutes,” and I was like, “YES!! 15 more minutes!! Whoo hoo!!” So anyway, that’s why I’m still here. Hi, I’m Parker (Or Dotty), by the way! I probably should have introduced myself before I told you that whole story, but whatever. Poop happens! Haha. Hey, speaking of poop, I saw you take.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    20-45
    YEARS OLD
    James, what the hell are you thinking? You’re gonna go out there by yourself against seven guys? How many bullets are in your gun? Six, right? Six bullets, seven guys. What are you gonna d.......
    Price $3.99