• MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    20-50
    YEARS OLD
    Raise your hand if you can hear me, raise your hand if you can hear me, raise your hand-- GUYS, JUST SHUT UP. Because I want to tell you something right now from the bottom of my heart. I have taught theater in community colleges for three years now. And is this class right here the best class I’ve ever taught? No, not even close. Are you the worst? Pretty much, yes. Do I believe in you? Not yet. So, if you forget your lines tonight or you .......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COM./DRAM.
    1.5min
    18-25
    YEARS OLD
    Think of everything we did this year. Think of how much fun we had. Think of moving in. And how awkward it was. And unpacking our stuff. And not knowing what to do the first night. Think of the hypnotist show. That dumb hypnotist show where nobody was really hypnotized but we all pretended to be hypnotized because we’re freshman in college.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    1min
    17-25
    YEARS OLD
    They say, "If you love something let it go. If it comes back to you, it’s yours forever. If it doesn’t, then it was never meant to be." But what if you love something so much that you don’t want it to come back? Because if it comes back, it’ll feel so much worse. I knew that if he couldn’t be everything I wanted him .......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COM./DRAM.
    1.5min
    20-30
    YEARS OLD
    Mikey. You are such a good man. And I love our little adventures and I love when you got stuck on the zipline and I laughed so hard that the pain in my stomach was overbearing and I love seeing you when I get home from work and I love eating all the random shit you cook and I love hearing you pronounce the name of the shit you cook. And is it a party every day, bein.......
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  • MALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    20-30
    YEARS OLD
    Last week, I went on a date. We went to the museum and we were at the butterfly exhibit, and there were caterpillars next to the butterflies and I go, "Why are these two things next to each other? They seem so unrelated." And the girl was like, "Caterpillars become butterflies." And I was like, "Right, yeah. I was just fucking with you." (Beat) But I wasn't fucking with her. (Beat) I’ve been spending a lot of time at my parents’ house. I'm gradually remembering how go.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    30-60
    YEARS OLD
    Okay. So. When I sleep with Dennis at night, he makes this absolutely horrendously inexplicably God-awful snoring sound. Only it's, like, worse than snoring. It's like. It's like: (She imitates the sound.) And I recently I started having... nightmares. Vivid, detailed nightmares. And I sometimes wonder, “Am I going to do in life what I'm doing in these nightmares?” They always start with Dennis coming home from work. He asks me what's for dinner and I want to say, "Wh.......
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  • MALE
    COMEDIC
    1.5min
    25-45
    YEARS OLD
    (Looks into distance, gasps) Franklin. (Signals with hand) Get over here; get over here; come here right now! Franklin. What does Daddy say to do when he calls your name? Get your ass over here. Exactly. Now, I saw you hit that little girl with a stick. I SAW IT. And now I have her mother right here yelling in my face. Hold on, ma'am, I'm talking to my son - I'm ta.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1.5min
    20-50
    YEARS OLD
    “Hello.” (In different voice) “Hello.” (In different voice) “Hello.” (In normal voice) Oh my god, Debra, just say hello like a normal person. “HELLO.” There we go! “Hello, I'm Debra. How are you? HOW are you? How are YOU? I am very, very, very good, thank you. I am so excited for this interview. So excited I feel I could urinate all over the place-- just pee everywhere because I'm so excited.” No, that's dumb. Just be a normal human being, Debra. “W.......
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  • MALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    15-25
    YEARS OLD
    Megan. Megan. Megan. Megan. MEGAN!! Sorry. But you didn’t answer the first four times, so that’s—that’s your fault. Anyways. Hi! I just need to ask you a quick—uh, thingy— a quick— thing—question. My god, I don't know why I'm so bad with the English language right now. I actually have an A+ in English, which is actually the highest grade in the.......
    Price $3.99