• FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    40-50
    YEARS OLD
    DARLENE: WOW!! Wait…uh...Don't you think we are moving a little too fast? I mean, I usually don't move this fast on a first date, especially with someone I just met online. Listen St..Sttteee..Steven? Steven, you’re like what? Twenty-five? And I'm at least twen...uh...TEN, ten years older then you. It's not that I'm not attracted to you, of course. I am. look at you. I love the way that shirt brings out the blue in your eyes and the way it fits so n.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    18-30
    YEARS OLD
    Hello, my name is Hilda. Is this the address of Yacob Smith? Good. I am your mail order bride. Why you shake your head no? You order one. I have tracking number. (Pulls out paper and reads) Amazon order number: 100002556206969. Yacob Smith. Is you, no? Okay, you listen, Yacob. That is funny name....Yacob. Sounds like women’s breast size. Jya – cup. (Puts hands out like .......
    Price $3.99


  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    30-45
    YEARS OLD
    MRS. BURNS looking disheveled: I know I look like shit..I don't care. My day started out okay. I left my house early, I caught the train right away, I got out and ordered a large coffee and my favorite a bagel with cream cheese, lox and onion and I was on my way to see you people. I finish my bagel and I reach into my pocket and realize I am out of Altoids. I have coffee, lox and onion breath. I can't be out of Altoids. And no other mint will do. Altoids: t.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    25-40
    YEARS OLD
    RACHEL: Gum girl, gum girl? The bitch called me gum girl! Of course I said, "No" when she ask me to marry her. And besides that, she's a woman. Eeewwwww! Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean, I'm all for gay marriage. I mean, if two people of the same sex want to get married, then they should. I put the equal signs on my Facebook page. Oh, and my uncle’s neighbor’s best friend is gay, so I don't have a proble.......
    Price $3.99


  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    28-45
    YEARS OLD
    JUNE: Doc, I think I've figured out what is going on with me. I am a gay guy trapped inside a straight woman's body. Now, hear me out, hear me out. When I go shopping for eye make up, I don't think, "I'll get pastels." I think, "I want something fierce." (Pause) Okay, every time I take a shower I sing a different Judy Garland song. I know everybody loves Judy Garland but when I started to .......
    Price $3.99


  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    1min
    30-45
    YEARS OLD
    I was cooking dinner on the stove when I heard him walk in. I didn't turn to look at him. I wasn't sure if it was going to be a good night or a bad one. The next thing I knew, he was pressed up against my back, the smell of whiskey strong on his breath. He says, "Spaghetti again?" and knocks the pot off.......
    Price $3.99


  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    20-35
    YEARS OLD
    TRISH: This is my first time on a quiet train. (Pause) It's really quiet. When I first heard about it I was like, "Whoa, let me get on that train." Because sometimes you are on a train and you just want to read or go to sleep and someone will be like blah blah blah. Well, you're reading so you must know what I mean. Can you imagine if you were on the other train? HA! .......
    Price $3.99


  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1.5min
    20-37
    YEARS OLD
    (Sitting at the cafe) Okay, okay, so you'll never guess who I slept with last night. Oh shit, I think I may have given it away… But oh my God, can you believe it? I know. It's so unlike me. I know it was my first date with Bob but we had such a connection. I knew when I first started talking to him in the bar that we were meant to be together. And let me tell.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    20-40
    YEARS OLD
    Hey, hey, hey...Can you get any further into the crosswalk?! Hello, the crosswalk is for pedestrians...I am a pedestrian...You belong out there in the street, you stupid asshole. I stand over there on the sidewalk, also where pedestrians belong and I wait for the little white .......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    30-55
    YEARS OLD
    Don't shoot!! Don't shoot!! I know you want something from me, I can tell by the gun you are pointing at me but I feel I must tell you that the doctor just put drops in my ears and I can't hear a thing!!!! What??!! Yeah, see, nothing. I can't hear you right now!! I want to comply to your request so why don't you just gesture on what you want? (Loo.......
    Price $3.99