• MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    20-60
    YEARS OLD
    I was staring into my coffee-cup. The steam hypnotizes me and I begin ruminating over us – disagreements, missed opportunities, sex that's always missing something, you pulling away first when we hug - or screw, for that matter. Feeling unheard, misunderstood, missing each other in the air so often that we eat and breathe quiet frustration and contempt. I realized I’ve been here repeatedly, trying to construct a new path for us, a way to start over, get that spark back or make it work. But we can’t make more tha.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    20-38
    YEARS OLD
    I can’t work today. Well, not exactly sick. I’m tired, really tired. Look, Rory’s suddenly having nightmares for the first time. So, we’ve been up 3 out of the last 4 nights. He’s peed the bed twice, including mine. He’s had 3 colds and an ear infection since October 2 of which he generously shared. What? YES! He eats fruit and vegetables. Yes, he’s had a flu shot. I’m a single mother, not an idiot who neglects her.......
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  • MALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    25-50
    YEARS OLD
    (Desperate, pathetic) OH, COME on Gary, one more dive bar. Wasn’t this the point? You’re my go-to, my person, my platonic husband, for Pete’s sake. You don’t know…Well, you DO, since Tatiana dumped you, too, but at least that was for a lipstick lesbian. I’ll officially be single once we go before the judge at 8:30 am. It’s only 11. Don’t wimp out on me now, you pansy lightweight. Come ON! I’m not used to the new apartment yet or the cat. I can’t go home and face .......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COM./DRAM.
    2min
    20-70
    YEARS OLD
    I know I’m fat. “Chubby,” say the fake and timid. I’m not thin, athletic or fluffy-but-really-cuddly-with-a-stunning-face and magnetic eyes. I’m not magazine-cover-HOT, even when I’m almost thin. I have a problem, an obvious, socially and legally acceptable addiction, one that my brain associates with survival because I HAVE to eat. I’ve been eating too much for so long that my dopamine, serotonin and endorphin levels DEPEND upon me over-indulging. My brain DEMANDS that I eat more, even when I’m trying to abstain. My appearance makes people uncomfortable, incl.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    25-50
    YEARS OLD
    (To self) Shall I paint, take a shower, thumb wrestle myself...? Maybe I should scoop the rotting dog turds from the yard. It would just seem so much more satisfying if I actually owned a dog. Gotta love those neighbors for deciding that leashes are a form of animal abuse. I could get a dog in retaliation. I’m too boring to even be a sad Lifetime movie. Gotta add more “Jerry Springer is a contestant on Maury Povich” to my life first. I could send another resume for a job described as fascinating and rewarding, but is really just another underpaid.......
    Price $3.99


  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    28-50
    YEARS OLD
    Mark! (pause, then lose mind) Hit me over the head. Take Joey’s bat and put me out of my misery! Wait…I’ll turn around. Just do it quick. I wish I was kidding. If I have to have the same discussion, ask for the same things one more time, I’m either going to need Haldol and a tight little white jacket or I swear, I’ll run naked through the neighborhood spraying canned-cheese and screaming, “Let’s go streak through the cul-de-sac! Come .......
    Price $3.99


  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    25-45
    YEARS OLD
    Thanks, Molly. Some single moms should’ve kept their knees together, right? Don’t interrupt. I’ve tolerated your unsolicited advice, the staring, eye rolling, and you parenting my kids in front of me. I notice the assumptions that I’m irresponsible, disorganized, and even undesirable. You spew stories about your sister, Meg, whose house is never messy, who’s never late, and who is always put-together like she stepped off a Good Housekeeping-had-a baby-with-Vogue magazine. Meg-the-“single-mom” is engaged to an actual h.......
    Price $3.99


  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    35-55
    YEARS OLD
    I don’t want to be stuck, crusty, hard-hearted or angry. (to self) Am I bitter? I’m bitter. I am. I am. NO! Help, God! I am a bitter, almost-middle-aged woman who is barely lady-like because I’ve gotten tough. Hard, and not in the take-on-the-world good way. Uuuh. But I want to be one of those sweet people who well up with tears when someone tells me something beautiful or sad. I want to believe people when they take vows before God in stunning dresses, perfectly gelled h.......
    Price $3.99


  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    20-50
    YEARS OLD
    I’m so tired of this, Harry! You (quote fingers) “can’t believe I didn’t get you off?” REALLY? Well, let’s see. Maybe I wasn’t all that into sucking your toes. I mean, seriously, if you’re going to ask for that get a pedicure…at least. And I’m not thrilled with being asked ten times, every time we’re naked, if I’m impressed with “Thor the War Hammer,” especially given that Thor so rarely goes to battle. I mean, the sexual obstacle course I have to endure in the sl.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE
    COMEDIC

    20-45
    YEARS OLD
    Okay, now I’m going to talk. I heard you. I have quietly considered your explanation. The problem is, I’m still stuck on one of the first things you said before your filibuster. You said (Shouting hysterically) “SURPRISE!” (Suddenly calm), which indicates that you recall our agreement and knew that this would be a magnificent shock. This is one of those moments you dream about, but such things never quite go the same as dreams. In my dreams I rarely become the (age)-year-old advertisement to teenagers for what NOT to do! PREGNANT?! Didn.......
    Price $3.99


  • FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    28-45
    YEARS OLD
    Yes, YES! I do. Okay? I want to surrender. I get it. I’m always moving and it’s just… I’ve never, I never… um… (Trying not to cry) It was just me. So, I had to protect me, and now I have to protect him. He’s just a baby and I’m broke. I pay the lawyer and my student loans, barely. I work and pump. I nurse and sleep, nurse and eat, and nurse and pee. (Crying) I clean our tiny apartment, grocery shop, change diapers and wonder why, if I’m this busy, haven’t I lost my baby tummy y.......
    Price $3.99