• MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    20-60
    YEARS OLD
    I was staring into my coffee-cup. The steam hypnotizes me and I begin ruminating over us – disagreements, missed opportunities, sex that's always missing something, you pulling away first when we hug - or screw, for that matter. Feeling unheard, misunderstood, missing each other in the air so often that we eat and breathe quiet frustration and contempt. I realized I’ve been here repeatedly, trying to construct a new path for us, a way to start over, get that spark back or make it work. But we can’t make more tha.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    20-55
    YEARS OLD
    Do I look like someone you could talk to? Do I give off a “best friend” aura or some other welcoming energy that reads, “Please tell me all your problems, each one of your wildest dreams, beginning with childhood...”? Do you get that from me? Do you feel safe letting me into your life? To your story from beginning to end? What, specifically about me, who for the record, is a.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    1min
    30-65
    YEARS OLD
    What's the city gonna do? Lock me up for hangin’ out with these people? These are my friends. I tell ya, I was born during the day but it wasn't yesterday. It takes me back. Thirty years. Thirty years! This is really messed up. I'm tryin’. I'm tryin’ real hard. But y'all.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COM./DRAM.
    2min
    20-70
    YEARS OLD
    I know I’m fat. “Chubby,” say the fake and timid. I’m not thin, athletic or fluffy-but-really-cuddly-with-a-stunning-face and magnetic eyes. I’m not magazine-cover-HOT, even when I’m almost thin. I have a problem, an obvious, socially and legally acceptable addiction, one that my brain associates with survival because I HAVE to eat. I’ve been eating too much for so long that my dopamine, serotonin and endorphin levels DEPEND upon me over-indulging. My brain DEMANDS that I eat more, even when I’m trying to abstain. My appearance makes people uncomfortable, incl.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    18-65
    YEARS OLD
    So, when I got fired 3 weeks, 2 days, 8 hours and 47 seconds ago, I was pretty messed up. Below rock bottom. And as I was replaying my termination over in my head, I thought, “This story sucks. It's so pathetic. It has no vroom.” I mean, fire me like a badass because if you're not going to do it with some damn compassion, then Ja.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    40-60
    YEARS OLD
    I still don’t like tomatoes. They’re still yucky and gross, and in all my years of living I have not once enjoyed them unless they were in their angelic form as packets of ketchup. My mom swears they will surely be an ingredient in the cure for cancer. Just yesterday she offered to come over and make dinner - I should’ve known something was up from that suggestion alone - I've been cooking for myself for the last thirty- something ye.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    1min
    30-70
    YEARS OLD
    I got some news for our Father who art in heaven. He left this world in awful shape. Yes he did. I see how people treat each other. They're scared o’ one another. That's not good. If I fall and splat blood all over the place, not one human being is gonna pick me up. Well, maybe one. Yo.......
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  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    21-55
    YEARS OLD
    Your honor, I don't understand why I'm here. I've done nothing wrong. I'm talking about the fact that I’m sitting here watching my life slip away in some weird outer body experience. Give me the death penalty instead. I would rather die than sit here next to these defective humans. Kevin spreads grass on his lunch because he believes it's m.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    18-60
    YEARS OLD
    Officer! Oh… you’re investigating a homicide. Well, how can I help? Sure, you can ask me any questions you want. I’m the perfect example of an upstanding citizen, sir. Whatever you need. (Beat) Where was I the night in question? Umm, I can’t tell you that. (beat) Do I have an alibi? Uhh, I can’t tell yo.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    30-55
    YEARS OLD
    Don't shoot!! Don't shoot!! I know you want something from me, I can tell by the gun you are pointing at me but I feel I must tell you that the doctor just put drops in my ears and I can't hear a thing!!!! What??!! Yeah, see, nothing. I can't hear you right now!! I want to comply to your request so why don't you just gesture on what you want? (Loo.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    2min
    30-55
    YEARS OLD
    Listen, I busted my ass to bust your sorry ass, and I’m going to get answers. I don’t care if it’s “inconvenient,” Mr. Leland. A woman is dead, so you can wipe that cheesy smirk off your face. Do you think it was “inconvenient” for her sister to come down to the morgue to ID the body? You have obstructed this investigation at every turn and I will hold you in this interrogation room until you rot if I have to. We have an eyew.......
    Price $3.99