• MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1.25min
    20-40
    YEARS OLD
    It's not a big deal, you asking to hold the remote. Why would you say that? I mean, I can let go. I don't need to be in control. I am totally and completely the master of letting go, totally and completely relaxed -- wait! Stop, you fast-forwarded too far. That's not a commercial; that's the show. But it's okay. Just hit the little button with the circle arrow on it -- yeah, e.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    30-55
    YEARS OLD
    Can I borrow that pen? I mean, I'm sorry, I usually always have a pen -- big believer in pens, love pens. Some people, they like their phones and iPads and whatnot, but me, I like a good ol' pen. And some paper, of course. Don't work too well without that, the pen. But I was leaving the house in a hurry because I got this lett.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE/
    FEMALE
    DRAMATIC
    1.25min
    35-65
    YEARS OLD
    It could be lonely, laying in bed on a Friday night, just drunk enough not to be awake, just sober enough that sleep's impossible. Especially lonely because I'm in bed alone. But it doesn't feel that way. Because the window's open, and outside the city throbs -- the random squeals of traffic, small packs of people wobbling to and from the bars. Well, I say people, but I mean kids. Freshly printed drivers licenses ready to be.......
    Price $3.99