• FEMALE
    COMEDIC

    17-19
    YEARS OLD
    Explaining her traumatic freshman year to an incoming freshmen Well, I’ve only been through freshman year so far and it is not all it is cracked up to be. Take this as a warning. I spent most of my first year being completely miserable. I even thought about transferring to a different school; it was that bad. Many a night I stayed up late doing research about different schools on my laptop, while my second roommate of the year, that’s right, second roommate, was sleeping. I’ll get to the roommate thing in a minute. First of all, the food is lousy. I’d call my parents and I could hear the whole family .......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC

    13-18
    YEARS OLD
    It’s my bed and I like it untucked! You claim every morning that my bed is not made correctly. The sheets don’t need to be tucked in if I’m just going to throw the comforter over it. I don’t even understand why I have to make it. No one comes into my room while I’m at school and when I come back, I’m just going to get back into bed, so what’s even the point of making it? You are so anal about everything! You move stuff around constantly. I went to find my favorite sweatshirt in my bottom drawer th.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC

    14-20
    YEARS OLD
    Tripping over her words while giving an explanation to her boyfriend’s parents about the birthday gift she gave him, which they seem to think, was inappropriate. Mr. and Mrs. Cunningham, I heard that you were upset about the birthday gift I gave to your son. When buying this gift, I did not realize that either of you would be upset. It was an inappropriate gift, I see that now and I want to apologize for putting the two of you in an uncomfortable position. I hope that you will not take this out on Sean, because I can honestly say he had nothing to do with it. He is as innocent as a baby. I do not want him to be in trouble, because if he does get in trouble, then it is my wrongdoing that put him in .......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC

    20-30
    YEARS OLD
    He just plowed me over. Did you see that everyone? I'm standing here about to sit down and he just slips in between me and the seat, and plows me out of the way! You don't deserve that seat now. That seat was rightfully mine. I was standing in front of it. There are no manners in you people anymore. I'm a young girl, with heels on, mind you and would like to sit down and you jackass businessmen think you have the right over someone like me to take their subway seat. What happened to men being chivalrous and polite to women, letting them sit, holding the car door for them, and pushing their chair in at the dinn.......
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  • FEMALE
    COMEDIC

    20-25
    YEARS OLD
    I’m a virgin. Yup! Shocker, right? My gynecologist thought so. Last week at my annual appointment, she asked the typical 20 questions during the exam. “Do you smoke?” NO. “Do you do drugs?” NO way. “Do you drink?” Occasionally. “Do you have a boyfriend?” Yes. “Are you practicing safe sex?” …. We haven’t had sex yet. Her mouth practically dropped to the floor. Now, I’m slightly drunk, otherwise there’s no way in HELL I would be telling you, a complete stranger, this very intimate information. I’m 22 years old, living in the 21st century, where everyone has sex at 16 years old, but I have yet to hav.......
    Price $3.99