• MALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    7-11
    YEARS OLD
    Hey Dad? Can I have a grenade for my birthday? …Why not? …"Because I said so," is not a real answer. I think it's a parent copout. It's like you say that when you don't know what to say or something. So how about it? You can blow up a lot of stuff with one grenade. It's not like I'm being greedy and asking for a six-pack or anything. Just one'll be fine… No? Then what.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    7-14
    YEARS OLD
    Woah! That was the coolest thing ever! When you get two of those chocolate covered ones with sprinkles, it clears everything!! Wow! That was so awesome. I beat the level and everything. Mom, you just don't understand. I've been working on this level for weeks. I'm so sick of clearing the jelly and now I finally did it! Now I know why they call it “Candy Crush.” A absolutely crushed it! What a rush! No, I am not obsessed with sugar. I do not nee.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE
    COMEDIC

    10-15
    YEARS OLD
    I hate homework! I spend my whole day doing schoolwork. Why do I have to do more when I get home? I have stuff to do, ya know. I have to check my facebook and text my friends. And there’s basketball practice and hanging with my peeps. My buddy, Josh is havin’ a bunch of us over to play Wii. I’m defending my championship in both bowling and golf. What am I supposed to tell him, I .......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE
    COMEDIC
    1min
    5-10
    YEARS OLD
    I'm not a penguin! You keep telling me to join the pack, Mr. Evans and hug you and the whole class and everyone, cuz that’s how penguins stay warm. And my toes are cold and my fingers are cold and my nose is runny and it’s freezing out here, but I’m not a penguin! I don’t have a white vest or flippers .......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE
    COMEDIC
    2min
    12-16
    YEARS OLD
    A touchdown in the third quarter, heading into the fifth inning now, he’s about to shoot the ball when the goalie swoops in and blocks the shot! The crowd goes wild and the cheerleaders…well…they cheer and all is well in the world with the LakerMetsRangers and cheeseheads alike fan themselves and reach for the dip. (Beat) At least that’s what my friends do. It’s not me. Is it so bad that instead of running track or doing layups across the gym floor, I’m actually under the bleachers listening to track number 3, .......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE
    DRAMATIC

    8-13
    YEARS OLD
    I love baseball. I love everything about it. I think I know every stat on every player ever! I especially love going to the ballpark with my dad. We’ve been going to watch the Yankees since I can remember. We have our own jerseys and everything. Dad’s says Rodriguez on the back cuz he’s a big A-Rod fan and mine, of course, says Jeter. We wear our ball caps and I take my glove incase I catch a ball that flies into the stands. I came close once but I wasn’t tall enough and this big guy by my dad caught it. I love when we first walk inside Yankee Stadium with the smell of the hotdogs and popcor.......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE
    DRAMATIC
    1.5min
    12-19
    YEARS OLD
    I dreamed I could fly and put my hands through walls. It felt so real to me. And it felt so good. Being special like that. I thought how popular I would be. I’d be like a star. And girls would follow me around. Perhaps. Perhaps my life will change for the better. I would like that. I would like to have a good life. I haven’t totally given up on the idea. No. The idea of living a long life appeals to me more and more. I’m taking better care of myself, too. I am. I’m .......
    Price $3.99


  • MALE
    DRAMATIC

    13-17
    YEARS OLD
    They don’t get me. Oh, it’s OK. You don’t have to pretend. I know they don’t. I’m different. Not good or bad or anything else. Just different. The part I can’t figure out is why that’s not OK. I mean, who came down from heaven and decreed that everyone has to be the same? Sort of like white bread bologna sandwiches with mayo? Not that I have anything against bologna. I like to eat it sometimes, but not as a steady diet. See, I’ve got this imagination. And it’s cool, at least to me it is. I dream of being a super powered alien from the planet Karpagien who’s come to earth to warn the people o.......
    Price $3.99